Did you ever think that the Hallmark Holiday movies sound a lot like the plot to a horror novel? Don’t worry, we’ve all been there. So here’s your dose of cozy, comforting horror for the holidays.
Who says monsters and mistletoe don’t mix?
There is no particular reading order for this series, each book standalone and is a self-contained story, but the publication order is:
All I Want For Christmas Is A Werewolf
All I Want For Christmas Is A Reaper
All I Want For Christmas Is A Gargoyle
All I Want For Christmas Is A Cryptid (coming December 2024)
All I Want For Christmas Is A Mermaid (coming December 2025)
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A WEREWOLF
💖 A Woman Who Hates Christmas
💖 December In Sunny Miami
💖 A Smoking Hot Co-Worker
💖 A Very Nice Breakfast
💖 Mistletoe In All The Wrong Places
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Del hates Christmas. As a child, she spent too many Decembers on the streets after her parents abandoned her. As an adult, the enforced family focus, the clients who see the holidays as an excuse to get gropey, and the mistletoe her well-meaning colleague Maureen hung over her work desk just seals the deal: December sucks.
If only it could stay Halloween for a couple of months instead. Del loves the excuse to slay monsters, the spooky atmosphere—and of course, the werewolves. Because everyone knows werewolves make the best lovers… Pity they’re not real.
When Maureen conjures up a list of eligible bachelors for the holidays and insists Del take her pick, Del does the only reasonable thing: she lies. And when nosy office Grinch Rafael Kane asks who the lucky fellow is, Del announces it to the whole office: she’s getting a dog.
So now, the first item on Del’s holiday to-do list? Find a dog. Fast. Because if she doesn’t, nothing will protect her from Maureen’s list of Miami bachelor rejects.
A charming, sensual romance for everyone who believes in found families, happily ever after—and werewolves.
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“Somehow a delightful mixture of both the Grinch and Hope of the season, of loving bumps-in-the-night and jogs along the morning winter beach, this novella should be on every Colorful Goths romance list.“
~ Erin Penn ~
“I loved Del’s spunky, stabby personality but her soft spot for beautiful art and big furry, slobbery dogs! … bit of loss and longing, a little fear, some witty, teasing banter and a whole lot of fun. I couldn’t put this one down, it was just what I wanted.“
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A REAPER
🖤 Chicago’s Very Own Grinch
🖤 Neon Goths
🖤 Hades & Persephone
🖤 The Shy One Loves The Loud One
🖤 Meet Me Under The Mistletoe Hemiparasitic Plant
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Meredith Kriesmas has the world’s Grinchest job ever. She is on the audit team of Markham and Sloan that goes in, evaluates every worker’s ROI, and hands out the pink slips just in time for the winter holidays.
And she loves it!
Like a modern-day Scrooge she waltzes through Chicago handling the finances of the biggest names in business. Then one fine day in April she’s called to the sets of Cozy TV, the home for heartwarming (and tooth-aching) holiday movies. Mid-spring the sets are all cozy Christmas scenes, snowflakes, and her best friend from Galena, Illinois, who desperately needs Merri to work her magic and save Cozy TV from the chopping block after being bought by Slasher Corp, the biggest name in streaming horror theater.
If Merri can work her magic she can find the missing money, cure Cozy’s woes, and make sure the Christmas Eve special is the movie of a lifetime. She just has to make sure she isn’t caught by the Cozy Curse, the evil menace that seems to convince sensible women to quit their jobs in the city and move to the middle of nowhere in the name of love.
And there’s plenty to love, from the cute set designer, to the B-list actor who made it big but still has one Cozy Christmas special in his contract. But it’s Seth, Slasher CEO, who rings Merri’s bell…
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A GARGOYLE
🖤 American Abroad
🖤 Bad Boy Loves The Good Girl
🖤 Kdramas
🖤 You Had Me At Hello
🖤 Secret Identities
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Meet Iris Muhly, American star of the hit international TV show Shattered.
Just kidding. Ingenue Iris definitely acts in the show, but the vibe? Less ‘star’ and more ‘character the fans hate most’. Bad enough on a normal show. But on a show where fans literally vote to control the plot? A disaster bad enough to potentially kick her all the way out of Korea: her work visa expires the moment her contract does.
Arriving home on a freezing December night to find her agent in the process of moving a Jpop star into her apartment? Hardly a vote of confidence. And that’s before a package explodes on Iris, literally showering her in death threats.
If only the fans loved her enough to vote for her to stay. Heck, right now she’d settle for a place to stay tonight.
Or a vote (of confidence) from, say, Max Kang, hotter-than-hot lead villain in the cast of Shattered…
A dark, flirty paranormal romance full of forced proximity and fake relationships: the perfect read to chase away holiday blues.
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A CRYPTID
💚 Grumpy and Sunshine
💚 Forced Proximity
💚 Fake Relationship
💚 Opposites Attract
💚 I Won’t Say I’m In Love
Coming December 2nd, 2024
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A shame for Phoebe, then, that Mr. Mysterious & Handsome would rather do anything than let her fingers become cold and dead… including kidnapping.
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